After waiting for it for four years, the Macalope has only had his beloved iPhone 12 mini for a few months and already he has to defend its very existence. Truly this is the most annoying of timelines.
Thanks for nothing, Large Hadron Collider.
First of all, SHUT UP, CIRP, YOU’RE NOT SELLING WELL.
There. That’s taken care of.
Second, the Macalope knows what some of you are going to say. Oh, Macalope, why are you being so defensive? Oh, Macalope, why are you barricading yourself in your house with your iPhone 12 mini? Oh, Macalope, is that a moat around your house… filled with venomous snakes? Where could you have possibly gotten so many? That is a lot of snakes. And how did you get train the sharks to swim through the snak—you know what? I don’t wanna know.